Actual conversations

"Greta, who's the funniest? Dad or Mom?"
"Dadadadada."

"Greta, who's the smelliest?"
"Dadadada."
(For the record, she was passing the buck. Greta is definitely the smelliest in the family.)

"Greta, who's the prettiest in the family?"
"Mamamama."

"Greta, who's your favorite?"
"Mom. ... Mamamamama."

"Greta, who's the smartest?"
"Bababa yayaya."
"Quit trying to change the subject. Who's the smartest?"
"Yayaya."

"Okay, you don't need to answer that one. Greta, who's the cutest in the family?"
--silent, then looks down at herself, then looks up again.

NO JOKE.
Then we asked her most of the questions again. Same answers.